At The Top Of His Game
(I am opening fortune cookies after we have ordered takeout. I get one that says, ‘you have a secret admirer.’)
Me: “That’s not even a fortune.”
Husband: “Well, you really don’t know that because you don’t go out much.”
Me: “Excuse me, but I’ve just had a baby. What’s your excuse?”
Husband: “All the things I need are here.” *gestures in front of him*
Me: “That would be a lot sweeter if you didn’t just gesture to the TV and game system.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?