Stereotyping Has Put You In A Tight Spot

(My gay housemate needs new pants, so we’ve gone to a clothing store to get some for him.)

Housemate: *wearing the tightest pants I’ve ever seen* “How do these look?”

Me: “Why don’t you get them in rainbow and advertise it to everyone?”

Housemate: *pause* “I might get the next size up.”

Lady At The Desk: *waits until my housemate’s out of view and high-fives me*