Stealing Never Tasted So Sweet

(When I was a kid, my parents had an allotment garden on the edge of the town, where they used to grow lots of vegetables and fruits. Near the lane, there was a bramble. One day, my mother sees a small family, shamelessly eating OUR blackberries from it! My mom goes to take a look and speak up to them.)

Lady: “Are these blackberries yours, ma’am? Really, delicious!”

(Seriously, what the…?)