Stealing Is Old Hat

(I am working at a return desk when an old lady and a little girl approach.)

Old Lady: “I want to return this hat!”

(The little girl chimes in.)

Little Girl: “But Grandma! Don’t you have to pay for it first?”

(The old lady glares at her granddaughter, grabs her by the arm, and stomps off, sans the hat.)

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