Steak, Soup, Soda, Save Me!

, , | Right | December 30, 2018

Me: “Good evening! What can I get you guys to drink?”

Customer #1: “Steak.”

Customer #2: “Soup.”

Me: “Umm… okay, you know what? I’ll get you guys a menu in a second. Unfortunately, we don’t have steak on our menu right now, and we have two different kinds of soup. Could I get you something to drink first?”

Customer #1: “Yeah. A soda.”

Me: “Alrighty, what kind of soda?”

Customer #1: “Just a soda.”

(That was a long night.)

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