Staying (Six Feet) Under The Radar
(Note: I work at a college financial aid office, and am speaking with the parents of a student.)
Parent: “And why do you need my information?”
Me: “We need the parents’ information for dependent students because they are still technically relying on their parents.”
Parent: “What if I was dead?”
Me: “But sir, you’re not dead.”
Parent: “But what if I was dead? What if I die?”
Me: “Well, sir, both parents would need to die and you are, in fact, not dead.”
Parent: *angrily* “Fine, I’ll send the information!” *click*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
