Stayed Married To Her Bet

, , , , , | Friendly | October 1, 2018

(My husband and I are similar in appearance, and regularly visit a 24-hour cafe with friends. On a trip where it’s only the two of us, a waitress we know fairly well approaches us.)

Waitress: “Okay, I need to know. You’re always in together but always pay separately. Are you married, or brother and sister?”

Husband: “Married.”

(She promptly does a 180 and starts yelling at another employee.)

Waitress: “I TOLD YOU SO! I KNEW IT! I WIN!”

(Apparently there had been a bet going on. We both cracked up over it and I gave her a larger tip than usual.)

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