Stay In Good (One-Night) Standing

| Romantic | May 26, 2014

(I’m at home one night while my boyfriend has gone out drinking with some friends, which he very rarely does. Two hours after he leaves, he texts me.)

Boyfriend: “I’m too unsingle to be here.”

Me: “I’m very sorry about that, but in order to fix it there would have had to be one-night-only contracts drawn up and release forms signed beforehand.”

Boyfriend: “Hm. Sounds like a lot of work. Next time I’m staying home with you.”

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