Starved Of Soliloquys
Chats & DMs | Romantic
| September 4, 2013
(I am at home, texting my fiancé at work.)
Me: “I’m hungry… and lazy.”
Fiancé: “Then wait until I get home.”
Me: “Nooo! I have a coupon and money. I should go to the store.”
Fiancé: “There goes that lazy.”
Me: “I should… but not GOING TO! The lazy still lives!
Fiancé: “Haha.”
Me: “To order, or not to order; that is the question. Whether tis nobler to gain sustenance via delivery, or to suffer the pangs of hunger until 5 pm. For what is hunger, if not the pain of want? Ah, that’s the rub. If I order now, I will not be able to eat with thee later. Woe is me… decisions, decisions. F*** it. I’m having cereal.”
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