Starting Younger Every Year

(I am in fourth grade. I am attending a classmate’s birthday party and it proceeds without any incidents. When it’s time for my dad to pick me up, he checks with me how it was.)

Me: “It was a great sex party!”

Dad: “…”

Classmate’s Mom: “We didn’t have that sort of party, but everyone had a lot of fun.”

(When me and my dad sit in the car he asks me this:)

Dad: “So, do you have any idea what sex is?”

Me: “Nope.”

Dad: “Sex is when a man and a woman are making babies.”

Me: “Oh, then we didn’t have a sex party, but it was still fun!”