Start Making A Burrito Pizza To REALLY Confuse Them

, , , , | Right | March 9, 2020

(I deliver for a local pizza place in a Minnesota suburb. Between deliveries, drivers typically have to do some of the smaller tasks, like answering the phone. It rings and I pick it up.)

Me: “Thank you for calling [Store]. Will this be for carry-out or delivery?”

Caller: “Delivery, please.”

(I get his phone number, and since he’s ordered from us before, his name and address pop up on the system. I confirm both and prepare to take his order, when I get this:)

Caller: “Do y’all sell cheeseburgers?”

Me: *pauses for a second or two* “Uh… no… but we have a cheeseburger pizza…?”

Caller: “Oh, well, that’s close enough.”

(The rest of the transaction proceeded as normal. One would think, though, that someone who’d ordered six or seven times from a pizza place, where “PIZZA” is half our name, would know that we do not sell cheeseburgers.)

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