Start-ing A New Life

| Boston, MA, USA | Romantic | March 1, 2013

(My wife has finally conceived a child after years of fertility treatment.)

Me: “I hope the child is more like you. My DNA is terrible.”

Wife: “Your DNA is fine.”

Me: “My DNA isn’t even ATCG. It’s UUDDLRLRBA.”

Wife: “I wish we had a cheat code for this process.”

Me: “But that would give us thirty!”

Wife: “Okay, maybe that’s too many lives.”

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