Starbucks Already Invented That

(We’ve just finished dinner, and the waiter is taking our orders for desserts.)

Dad: “I’ll take a mint tea, please.”

Brother: “A mint tea, too.”

Sister: “A mint tea, as well.”

Mom: “A coffee, please.”

Me: “And a mint coffee for me. Sorry, mint tea. A mint tea for me. Thank you, ma’am… sir!”