Starbuck-Struck Lovers

| Related | May 28, 2013

(Because I have recently come out as a lesbian, my sister sets me up on a date with a college friend of hers. A week later, the girl and I start a relationship. My sister keeps rubbing it in.)

Sister: “Hey, do you mind buying me an iced white mocha? I’m short on cash.”

Me: “I bought a coffee for you last time. No.”

Sister: “Please? You owe me!”

Me: “No! I am not buying you another coffee!”

Sister: “I got you a girlfriend!”

Me: “…tall or grande?”

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