Standards Are Slipper-ing

(It’s my first year playing on my women’s rugby team, so I’m being rookied. Part of that is having to wear this dress the team picked out for me any time that I’m not playing. It’s actually a really pretty dress, and I get a lot of compliments on it. Also, this tournament is both men’s and women’s, and a lot of the teams just camp on the field. At this point, I’m walking back to my team’s camp with a teammate after dark.)

Random Drunk Player: “Hey! Hey, you! Pretty girl! You look like Cinderella! If I find your glass slipper, will you agree to have sex with me behind that outhouse over there?”

(I was really tempted to say yes, just to see what he’d come up with!)