[Standard NAR Story Title]

Polite Customer: “So, you provide [product], don’t you?”

Polite Me: “Yes, I do. It costs [value].”

Outraged Customer: “[Person who did the referral] told me you charged [less than a third of the real price].”

I spend a minute searching for my conversation with that person and taking a screenshot.

Polite Me: “Actually, here you can see I charged [what I’d said earlier] and they accepted.”

Seemingly Surprised Customer: “Oh! I must have misheard. How about [asks for a lesser, yet still ludicrous, discount]?”

Sarcastic Me: “Sure, but you’ll get [a lesser amount of the product].”

Re-Outraged Customer: “That’s why you don’t get customers!”

Thrilled Me: “I get enough to weed out those who aren’t worth my time. I can afford it. Goodbye.”

Blocked.