Standard Caller On Line F

(I’m currently working the phones at the customer service desk. It’s not uncommon to get prank calls or just angry customers unloading on the caller immediately.)

Me: *answering call* “Hello, thank you for calling [Grocery Store]. How may I help you?”

Caller: “F*** YOU!” 

Me: *in cheery voice* “Why, thank you! You, too, sir!” *click*