Stand-Up Strip-Down
(My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationships and are discussing what to do with each other when we see each other next.)
Me: “So, what do you want?”
Boyfriend: “How about a strip tease?”
Me: “But you know how clumsy I am. I’d start tripping over clothes as I’m taking them off. It wouldn’t even be like a strip tease anymore! It would be like…”
Boyfriend: “A comedy act?”
Me: “Yeah! A comedy act!”
Boyfriend: “Don’t worry. I’d appreciate either.”
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
