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Stand-Up Strip-Down

| Romantic | April 26, 2014

(My boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationships and are discussing what to do with each other when we see each other next.)

Me: “So, what do you want?”

Boyfriend: “How about a strip tease?”

Me: “But you know how clumsy I am. I’d start tripping over clothes as I’m taking them off. It wouldn’t even be like a strip tease anymore! It would be like…”

Boyfriend: “A comedy act?”

Me: “Yeah! A comedy act!”

Boyfriend: “Don’t worry. I’d appreciate either.”