Stalking Is A Matter Of Wife And Death

| Watchung, NJ, USA | Right | March 16, 2011

(I am working the register. An old woman walks up to me looking very flustered.)

Customer: “Sir, would you please call security. There’s a man following me.”

(I hear the voice of a child that is so small that I can’t see him over the counter.)

Child: “Grandma, that’s Grandpa!”

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  • Abigail Hermione Irwin

    Aaaand this is probably WHY Grandpa is following you …

  • Souless night

    Haha make fun of the lady with Alzheimer’s…