Stairway To Heaven
(My friend’s grandmother has died, and she is taking her pre-schooler with her to the funeral home for the viewing. They are walking up the steps.)
Friend’s Child: “Where are we going, Mommy?”
Friend: “To see Great-Grandma.”
Friend’s Child: *stopping in his tracks* “WOW! You mean… this is HEAVEN?!”
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