Sprinkling In Some Bipolarity

, , , , | Right | March 7, 2019

(I work in a donut shop.)

Me: “Hi. What can I get for you today?”

Customer: “Can I have a Boston cream?”

Me: “Sure! Sprinkles or no sprinkles?”

Customer: “DO I LOOK LIKE A F****** CHILD!?”

Me: “…”

Customer: “WHY WOULD I WANT SPRINKLES?! I’M NOT A F****** CHILD!”

Me: “Um… I’m just doing my job; I have to ask.”

Customer: “WELL, I’M NOT A F****** CHILD! I DON’T WANT SPRINKLES!”

Me: “Okay.” *silently hands them their donut without sprinkles*

(Sadly, this is not the worst conversation I’ve had with a customer this week.)

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