Sprinkling A Few Hints Around The Office
(I’m queer. I don’t hide it from my coworkers, but sometimes I have to openly state it before they realize otherwise. Currently, I’m working in the kitchen and frosting donuts for the next morning.)
Me: “Hey, [Coworker], do we have any more rainbow sprinkles?”
Coworker: “I don’t think so. What we have on that shelf is what we’ve got.”
Me: “D***, how am I going to make these donuts as gay as I want without rainbow sprinkles?”
Coworker: “Now, [My Name], that’s not the right word to use.”
Me: *after a pause* “These donuts are now gay. Just like me.”
Coworker: “Oh!”
(We then had a nice chat where he told me all about his awesome, butch aunt.)
Question of the Week
Tell us about a customer that lied or scammed to get what they wanted.
