The Speed Of Love

(My wife and I are sitting in the living room. She’s reading; I’m browsing the news. One article catches my eye, so I decide to read it aloud.)

Me: “They admitted Obama can’t go back in time.”

Wife: “Oh, I suggest neither can he travel to the future.”

Me: “Why? Of course he can. We all can do it at a significant speed.”

Both Of Us: *in unison* “One second per second.”

Me: “Any questions about why are we still together?”