They Have A Spotty Sales Record
(I’m about 16, and my self-esteem is at an all-time low. My family and I are doing Christmas shopping, so we’re walking through a mall. I walk by a kiosk that offers a brand-name acne wash “cure.”)
Attendant: “Oh, my God! Look at your face!”
(Way not to make me want to buy your product.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
