He’s Gonna Need A Bigger Shield

(I am planning my trip to California for this summer when I get my vacation from work. I also have a huge thing for Captain America. I do a Google search for American Airlines and the first thing my phone pulls up is Captain America. I start laughing and tell my 16-year-old little sister.)

Me: “[Sister], I went to search American Airlines, and Google pulled up Captain America!”

Sister: “Well, we all know you’d love to ride him all the way to California!”