Spontaneous Degeneration
(I work at a high end retail store that sells frogs in little tanks.)
Customer: “Do the frogs come out of rocks?”
Me: “What?”
Customer: “The frogs? Do they come out of rocks?”
Me: “No. Frogs come from eggs.”
Customer: “Oh…”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?