Spoken With Some Risk

| Friendly | February 8, 2016

(I’m playing Risk with some friends. One of them is attacking my two units with about eight.)

Me: *having lost one, quoting Narnia* “Numbers do not win a battle.”

(I go to roll.)

Me: “FOR ASLAN, AND FOR NARNIA!”

(I roll and win! I go to defend again!)

Me: “THIS IS SPARTA!”

(I roll and win again, getting attacked again.)

Me: “Uh… FOR THE REBELLION!”

(I somehow still win again. He goes for one more attack.)

Me: “They can take our lives, BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!”

(My number loses.)

Me: “Oh, I guess you can take both…”

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