Spoiling For A Complaint

(I am at work, and during my break I text my boyfriend who is at home overseas for the holidays. Note that I deal with incredibly spoiled rich customers.)

Me: “Just worked on [Credit Card] inquiries for the most spoiled bratty couple ever. Promise we won’t ever be like those couples?”

Boyfriend: “We won’t.”

(But another text pops up…)

Boyfriend: “We’ll have people to complain for us.”