Glitter Bug Got The Love Bug

(I have the nickname of ‘Glitter Queen,’ because of my love of glitter.)

Brother-In-Law: “If you had to choose between [Husband] and glitter which would you choose.”

Me: *after a moment* “[Husband].”

Brother-In-Law: “I love how you actually had to think of it.”

Me: “It’s a very serious decision. Can’t be taken lightly.”

Husband: “Like cheesecake.”

Me: “And butterflies.”

Husband And Me Together: “And kitties!”

Brother-In-Law: “You guys are weird.”