Split Over Musical (Price) Differences
Customer: “Do you have [Popular Album]?”
Me: “Yep. It’s right over here.”
Customer: “That’s expensive.”
Me: “That’s pretty average”
Customer: “I bet [Competitor] is cheaper.”
Me: “I doubt it. We are usually a fair bit cheaper than they are.”
Customer: “I don’t know. I bet they are cheaper.”
Me: “I don’t think they will be, but they are right upstairs if you want to take a peek and come back. You will see that we are cheaper.”
(The customer leaves and comes back fifteen minutes later with our competitor’s bag.)
Me: “Oh, were they cheaper?”
Customer: “No, they were a lot more expensive. You should really stop recommending that place.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?