Splash Sale

(I’m doing cash on drive through, and the weather has suddenly decided to storm tremendously. Every time I open the window, rain blows in. A woman drives up. I open the window, and am met with a good splash in the face from her windshield wipers.)

Customer: *laughs* “Oh my, you’re getting all wet!” *does nothing about it*

(I continue to carry out the transaction and hand her food out, all the while taking splash after splash directly in the face.)

Me: “Have a great day, ma’am.”

Customer: “Stay dry!”