Spidey Senseless

| Memphis, TN, USA | Romantic | November 16, 2012

(My boyfriend and I are texting one morning.)

Me: “I JUST FOUND A VERY LARGE SPIDER ON MY CURTAINS! THERE IS NO WAY TO SQUASH IT. I HAVE OFFICIALLY PANICKED.”

Me: “I have to make the bed, but it’s RIGHT THERE.”

Me: “SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS, IT’S MOVING!”

Boyfriend: “Um, baseball bat.”

Me: “I don’t have one! Also, that would break the window.”

Boyfriend: “More importantly, spider dead.”

Me: “I just ran for it.”

Boyfriend: “You left a living spider there? It will wait for you.”

Me: “I didn’t try to hurt it. It’ll leave me alone, right?!”

Boyfriend: “Spiders don’t have mercy.”

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