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Spidey Sense Can Tell When You’re Lying

| Romantic | August 20, 2013

(My fiancé and I are snuggling on the couch watching a movie, when I see something out of the corner of my eye.)

Me: “My love? Could you tell me that thing on the wall is not a spider? It looks like one from here.”

(My fiancé gets up very nonchalantly and leaves the room. He comes back with a bottle of Raid, a shoe, and a napkin. He proceeds to spray it, squish it, wipe it up and throw it away before sitting back down next to me.)

Fiancé: “It wasn’t a spider.”

Me: “Really?”

Fiancé: “Actually it was. I’m sorry I lied to you.”

Me: “That’s okay; you killed it so I forgive you.”