My Spidey-Friendly Sense Are Tingling
(I am living by myself for the first time in my life. I have a really close friend; we’ve known each other since we were 12 and are like family. We also work together and have keys to each other’s houses. This takes place at 4:00 am while I’m showering to get ready for work. I hear the bathroom door open and the unmistakable sound of someone using the restroom.)
Me: *from the shower* “Good morning, [Friend]!”
Friend: *in a very much not-awake voice* “I’m sorry, [My Name]; I didn’t realize you were already in here.”
(They finish, wash their hands, and leave. I keep showering. A few minutes later, they are back.)
Friend: *sounding more awake* “Wait a minute! This is my bathroom! Why are you in my shower?”
Me: “Sorry, I needed to shower.”
Friend: *as if this explains everything* “Spider?”
Me: *because it does explain everything* “Spider.”
Friend: *sighs* “I’ll go over before work and save your bathroom from the big scary spider.”
Me: “Thank you! Now, can you go away, so I can finish getting ready for work?”
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