Spice Up Your Life Before Death
(I have a condition where anything even mildly spicy will make me sick. This is after my dad has been to the store.)
Me: “Dad… you do know this is Sriracha Teriyaki sauce, right?”
Dad: “So?”
Me: “Um… that means it’s going to be pretty spicy.”
Dad: “Oh, don’t worry about it. Once we cook the fish you won’t notice it.”
Me: *reading the ingredients* “Jalapeños… roasted cayenne pepper…”
Mom: “You’ll notice it.”
Dad: “Oh…”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.