Spewing Obnoxious Gases
(I’m putting an item in a customer’s plastic bag after ringing them out.)
Customer #1: “Uhm… could you maybe use that bag for somebody who wants to kill the environment?”
Me: “Yeah, I think I can.”
(I turn to the next customer in line.)
Me: “Do you want to kill the environment?”
Customer #2: “Yes!”
Me: “A bag it is.”
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What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
