Spew Of The Moment

(I’m having a mild allergic reaction and am puking my guts out in the bathroom. My fiancé, being dumbfounded, comes in to try and ‘help’ me.)

Me: “Go away! I’m all gross right now.”

Him: “No, no! I can hold your hair!”

(I throw up again.)

Him: *laughing* “I actually came in here because I think it’s hilarious the way you throw up. It’s like you’re surprised every time!”