Spelling Won-Oh-Won

(I am the shift supervisor at a well-known retail chain. A customer comes in looking for ‘101 Dalmatians’. I’d given the delivery boxes to our new hire to unpack, and I’d seen about four copies of this movie. Our movies are displayed alphabetically, movies with numbers leading the title in their own sections. I check in the numerical section, as well as O, D, H and even A, but still couldn’t locate it. Eventually, the new hire comes back from break.)

Me: “Hey [New Hire], have you put out the 101 Dalamatians movies yet? I can’t find them.”

New Hire: *withering stare* “Duh! They’re under W, for ‘one’.”