Speedo-No-No

(I am watching a men’s volleyball game with some friends.)

Me: “Why do they have to pat each others’ butts at every point?”

Female Friend: “Because they’re guys and can’t touch each other’s butts any other time. They do it in all guy sports; it’s not just volleyball.”

Male Friend #1: *who is on the university dive team* “We don’t.”

Me: “That’s because you’re in speedos, and that would be REALLY awkward.”

Male Friend #2: *who played high school water polo* “We do it in water polo…”