Speechless
Coffee Shop | Right | April 8, 2009
(To start off, I’m male, as is my customer.)
Me: “Alright, one medium latte, less hot. Anything else for you today, sir?”
Customer: Don’t make it too hot! If you make it too hot, I’ll spank you, and you’re going to like it!
Me: “…”
Customer: “I’m so hungry, I going to go home and stick something in my mouth, and I don’t care what it is!”
Me: “…”
