SpecifiCity, USA
(I work at a sandwich shop. I have conversations like this every day. Mind you, he has a line of twelve other customers behind him. Also, note that Hearty Italian only describes the type of bread.)
Customer: “I’d like a six-inch hearty Italian.”
Me: *gets bread* “What would you like on that?”
Customer: “Six-inch hearty Italian.”
Me: “What would you like ON it?”
Customer: “Hearty Italian.”
Me: “What kind of sandwich is it?”
Customer: “Six-inch.”
Me: *heavy sigh* “Oooookay then…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?