Speaking Is Hampered

, , , , | Right | October 1, 2020

Caller: “Hi, I am calling for my free hamper.”

Me: “I am sorry, ma’am, but you have the wrong number; this is a speaker company.”

Caller: “Well, let me speak to you about my free hamper.”

Me: “We are not that kind of speaker company.”

Caller: “Why not? I want my free hamper!”

My boss comes over.

Boss: “Ma’am, I understand you are looking for a free hamper.”

Caller: “Yes, sir, I am.”

Boss: “We ran out of hampers, ma’am; I am sorry.”

Caller: “Well, why didn’t you say so in the first place?!”

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