Spawn Trek: The Next Generator

(I am exchanging messages with my boyfriend one afternoon. He is talking about a website that randomly generates names and other things for RPG players.)

Boyfriend: “I found it while looking for a generator for spaceship names.”

Me: “Are you going to name our kids with a baby name generator?”

Boyfriend: “Nope. I’m going to use the spaceship one. Our child is going to be called Marauder of Taloo, or… Solar Sovereign.”

Me: “Well, at least he/she will have a unique name!”

Boyfriend: “Forget about those! They have a wookie name generator! Yahraar, Grakchaww, Frakchuund – it’s going to be one of these!”