Spared It Less Than Half A Thought
(A man comes up to the counter and asks for some ham. I put some up on the scale.)
Customer: “Is that more than half a pound?”
Me: “It’s 0.65, sir.”
Customer: “That doesn’t tell me anything! Is it more or less than half a pound?!”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?