Spare Me Your Spare Birthdays
(We are snuggled up on our couch after dinner.)
Boyfriend: *pokes my nose* “Happy birthday!”
Me: “Huh?” *my birthday is in about four months*
Boyfriend: “Now you have a spare!”
Me: *confused look*
Boyfriend: *smiles proudly* “If I forget to say it on your real birthday, just think back to this moment!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?