Spades Of Farts

| Lynnwood, WA, USA | Related | March 20, 2013

(My sister, parents, and I are playing Hearts.)

Sister: “Three of Diamonds.”

Mom: “Five of Diamonds.”

Me: “Fire in the hole.”

Dad: “What?”

(From dad comes a classic ‘Silent-But-Deadly’ fart. It causes an evacuation of the table for a bit. The next hand resumes…)

Mom: “Eight of Spades.”

Me: “Bombs away!”

Everyone Else: “Noooo!”

(The second one is worse. Even the dog is ashamed.)

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