Space-Time Is Money
Gas Station | Right
| July 9, 2013
(A customer enters, walks to the middle of the store, and starts looking around.)
Me: “You look lost.”
Customer: “Where’s your time machine?”
Me: “…sorry, what?”
Customer: “Don’t you guys have a time machine?”
Me: *laughing* “I kind of wish we did.”
Customer: “That’s weird that you don’t have one.”
(There is a pause.)
Customer: “Wait, what did I say?”
Me: “You asked for a time machine.”
Customer: “Oh, God, I meant an ATM machine.”
Me: “Yup, right over here.”
Customer: “Sorry, I don’t know what I was thinking.”
Me: “It’s alright, you made my day. Good luck finding the time machine!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
