Sounds Like You’re Getting McNothin’

I’m working the opening shift at a [Coffee & Donut Shop]. A man tries to give me a [Burger Chain] coupon for two free [English Muffin Sandwiches] in exchange for two sausage, egg, and cheese English muffins.

Me: “Sir… this is [Coffee & Donut Shop]; we can’t take [Burger Chain] coupons. But there is a [Burger Chain] down the street!”

Customer: “Well, why not?! It’s the same d*** thing!”