Sounds Like They’ve Had Too Many Bottles Already
(I’m working at a popular arts and crafts store as a cashier.)
Me: “Thank you for calling [Store]. This is [My Name]. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, do you have a chemical, or some sort of solution, for turning clear water into wine?”
Me: “Uh… like… dyeing it to look like wine?”
Customer: *completely serious* “No. Turning it INTO wine.”
Me: “Ma’am, I think you’ll have better luck calling the church for that.”
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