Sounds Like They’d Be Bugged By Anything

I work at a pizza place and people choose where they sit after ordering. It’s a hot summer, but many families choose to sit outside anyway. I’m working the register when a clearly frazzled woman comes in.

Customer: “I NEED A MANAGER!”

Me: “What’s the issue?”

Customer: “There is a roach on our table! Go kill it! It’s disgusting!”

I send my coworker to go kill it and we realize the family is sitting outside. He puts the roach in the dumpster area instead of killing it and comes back, irritated.

Coworker: “They really asked us to kill a roach… outside… on the GROUND?!”

Me: “I guess?”

Coworker: “She said the restaurant is ‘dirty’ and her family is never coming back. Good riddance.”

The restaurant had just opened four days prior. We don’t miss them.